Affanculo.

Yes, that's right, I'm teaching myself how to swear in Italian. Because really, isn't profanity the basis of any language?

Now, because I'm bored, I'm going to list random merda:

-I'm getting used to my aunt's very smelly old dog.

-I took one of those stupid personality quizzes online, and it said that I was goth and slutty. Woot woot.

-It's been raining lately.

-I've seriously taken it upon myself to keep my aunt and uncle's house clean. Yay, a job. That I'm not getting paid for -_-

-My uncle is off somewhere hunting elk. My aunt hopes he catches one for the sake of improving his ego. I think that killing things so that your ego (and taking into consideration that his ego overshadows Jupitor) can improve is sick to me.

-I feel like watching some soggy, romantic chick flick. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME????!!!! D;

-Holy shit, I think the dog is dead. *feels pulse* Never mind.

-Everything seems so still right now. I think it's the calm before the storm . . . I feel like something is going to happen. Something very strange and major.

Alrighty then, I think I've wasted enough time. Addio per ora.

lol -_- you would